Reviews

Want hands on info about everything gaming? We test them all and give you what it feels like, where it is bad and what’s amazing about everything gaming.

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Mario & Sonic at the 2012 London Olympic Games (3DS) Review

Qualifying But Not Record Setting – Building off the foundation set by the Winter…
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Defenders of Ardania (XBLA) Review

Defense Meets Offense – Tower defense games are plentiful on both XBLA and iOS. …
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Zuma’s Revenge (DS) Review

Shoot Some Balls From Your Mouth – Sequel to the original marble shooter, Zuma’s…
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The House of the Dead III (PSN) Review

Shotgun Showdown – It is nice of Sega to port The House of the…
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The Simpsons Arcade Game (XBLA) Review

Fighting Through Springfield – Rounding out the most memorable brawlers of 90’s arcades and…
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Double Fine Happy Action Theater (XBLA) Review

Effortless Fun – Double Fine Happy Action Theater isn’t so much a game as…
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Xotic (XBLA) Review

Confusing, Frustrating, and Not Fun Xotic is an unorganized mess of a FPS puzzle…
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Quarrel (XBLA) Review

Risky Words – Image playing Risk but swap out the artillery dice rolling combat…
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Scarygirl (XBLA) Review

Boo or Boo-urns? With a Tim Burton Nightmare Before Christmas aesthetic and 2.5D sidescrolling…
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Doom (XBLA) Review

Bringing Hell Back Doom, the grandfather of First Person Shooters, has been ported to…
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Choplifter HD (XBLA) Review

Get To Dah Choppa! With origins from the early arcade days and even the…
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Sonic Generations (3DS) Review

Console Experience on a Handheld – The 3DS version of Sonic Generations is very…
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Bejeweled 3 (DS) Review

Busting Your Smaller Gems A few months ago, I reviewed the XBLA version of…
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Prehistoric Isle (PSN) Review

A Shooter It is now 2012.  And you know what bothers me in this…
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P.O.W. – Prisoner of War (PSN) Review

What Rambo Should Have Been SNK has been releasing old school arcade games to…
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Trine 2 (XBLA) Review

3-Player Co-op Like the 2009 original, Trine 2 is a physics based 2D puzzle…
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A Surprise From The Past

  This year, Sega has already given us the decent Sonic Generations which mixed…
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Defense Grid (XBLA) – You Monster DLC Review

If you have not play Defense Grid yet, shame on you.  It is a…
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Charming But Outdated

Vanguard Bandits is a strategy RPG that can probably be summed up as a…
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Higher-Def

When I reviewed last year's then Wii exclusive GoldenEye, a reimagining of the N64…
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Metal Gear Solid HD Collection (PS3) Review

GREAAAAAAAT! Without question, the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection is quite the package.  Arguably,…
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Out Of Time

Instead of putting you in the shoes of four Spidermen like last year's Shattered…
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It Is Not Your Destiny

X-Men Destiny does something different.  Instead of assuming control of your favorite mutant superhero,…
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Back To Basics

Sega's favorite mascot has going through some tough times ever since he left the…
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Punching You In the Nuts

If there is one thing I learned from playing Self-Defense Training Camp, it is…
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Aiming for Realism

I have yet to play a Kinect game without a delay from my movements…
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BurgerTime World Tour XBLA Review

Not Cooked All The Way The burger-making sim is back but are the modern…
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Now With Move

Available on many different platforms and now released on the PS3, Max and the…
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Always Live With Others

Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone is basically Left4Dead but played through a twin stick…
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Like Chess, But More Interesting

Take one part Warcraft 3 and one part chess, mix until it forms a…
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Jewel Master Collection: Cradle of Mediocrity

Jewel Master: Egypt and Jewel Master: Cradle of Athena were not brilliant games. At…
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It?s An Arcade Game

This classic "rolling start" racer will bring back arcade nostalgia but will not retain…
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Busting Your Jewels

The classic match three Bejeweled formula that everyone knows and loves has not changed…
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Same Game, New Price

Ulala is a news reporter.  She also dances and has a gun don’t over…
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Enjoy Your Fishing

Towards the beginning of the year, I reviewed the Dreamcast Collection – a single…
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Edutainment Games, In This Case, Remain Inferior to Reading

When I was in grade school, I wasn't a frequent reader of The Magic…
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Saturn Class Returns

Treasure developed games are always something special.  Thanks to their superior technical prowess, the…
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Renegade Ops (Xbox 360) Review

Sleeper Hit of the Season Made by the same people that put together the…
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A Hop, Skip, and a Jump

Perhaps not quite as popular as arcade greats like Pac-Man or Donkey Kong, Frogger…
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Kill’em All

Orcs Must Die’s biggest issue is its release date.  Released approximately two weeks after…