Reviews

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I Spy: A Cash In On the Wii Casual Game Craze

Back when I was in grammar school, we had the Scholastic book club. Even…
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Kicking It Old School, JRPG Style

Going back to classic Final Fantasy JRPG sytle, The 4 Heroes of Light returns…
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Italian Racing, Without the Plumber

Simulation racing has pretty much fallen off my radar over the course of the…
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Thrills! Excitement! Carefully Timed Button Presses!

If there?s one thing that Wii owners always have available to them, it is…
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Once More. With Feeling.

By now you probably know about the spectacular rise and meteoric fall of the…
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An Alarmingly Specific All Star Party

Before I get too far into writing this review, I would just like to…
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Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (360) Review

Where’s The Castlevania: The Castlevania series has some gone through many ups and downs…
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It is just not a Labyrinth without David Bowie

There are very few games that offer much in terms of true difficulty any…
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What year is it, again?

New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Megaman 10. Sonic 4. What is going on? It’s…
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Build a Civilization, Match Hundreds of Tiles, and Try to Stay Interested

For over a decade now, match-3 games have been a staple of the casual…
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Like Myst, But with Better Art

First person adventure games were given a pretty early grave due to the long…
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Lone Wolf

Alpha and Omega for the Nintendo DS is a very strange video game. As…
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Clone Wars Makes the Jump to MMO

The popular animated Star Wars spinoff, Clone Wars, warps to your PC in the…
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Everybody Gets One

Spider-Man is no stranger to current gen consoles.  But unlike the Final Fight beat’em…
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Claustrophobic Isometric

Team 17 has taken the time away from their beloved Worms franchise and made…
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Giant Demonic Bunnies are Kind of Cute

This has probably been one of the worst cases ever for Sam and Max.…
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Old Is New Again

Over 30 years ago, Space Invaders was released to arcades with large commercial success. …
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Taking Over England Has Never Been So Fun

The core experience to King Arthur follows the legendary king as he tries to…
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This is How Not to Do a PC Port

Take a dash of Geometry Wars, throw in some zombie movie references, and a…
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Spike Strip

Here's the deal: your enjoyment of this straight-up, bare bones port of the Dreamcast's…
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Same Game

Making its console debut about 15 years ago on the original Playstation, a Worms…
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Nostalgia

When Sega first announced that classic Dreamcast titles would be hitting XBLA and PSN…
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Something Different

By now, everyone has probably played, or at the very least, heard about the…
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It?s Still Worms

If there was a periodic table for computer gaming, Worms would be one of…
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Less Than Singular, But More Than Solid

Singularity is a game I hadn’t heard too much about before it’s release.  I…
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Stereotyping Waggle Controls

Failing to create a unique identity, Hoopworld is placed in an awkward middle ground…
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Unmade Men

Mafia II tries really hard to be a 1940s Grand Theft Auto.  End of…
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Big Guns, Low Pressure

Depending on your opinions about older video games, the abundance of arcade anthologies currently…
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Better To Live in Dog Days than as Dead Men

A few years ago, broken-nosed Kane and psycho Lynch made their debut as Dead…
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Y(e)s!

What’s that, Lassie? A fictional world is facing distressing political and economical problems? Quick,…
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Top Gun Crash Lands

It's funny when a game gives you a great quote to start a review…
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Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (XBLA) Review

Shining New Light on a Fading Franchise Since Tomb Raider’s introduction to the world…
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MMO Grinding in a FPS Setting

Blacklight: Tango Down was released to capitalize on the multiplayer mayhem that has gathered…
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It?s Almost Too Easy to Say the Game Wipes Out

When you just look at Wipeout: The Game, a Wii party game based on…
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Super Kart Racing

Everything about Blur, from the gameplay to the marketing campaign, screams hardcore Super Mario…
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Pleasing Fans and Third Person Shooter Lovers

Borrowing the best gameplay elements from most well received games of the last few…
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Don?t Kill, Unless You Want To

The design document to Sniper must be one of the most well designed, most…
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Like Going to High School Again, but in Japan

Persona is the story of an average Japanese transfer student, and the pains that…
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This is the Weakest Link

The Sam and Max series are detective games.  This simplification is kind of like…
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Monkey Madness: Escape Playing the DS Cartridge

There is nothing inherently wrong with making video games about monkeys. Though they aren’t…