Reviews

Want hands on info about everything gaming? We test them all and give you what it feels like, where it is bad and what’s amazing about everything gaming.

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Old Is New Again

Over 30 years ago, Space Invaders was released to arcades with large commercial success. …
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Taking Over England Has Never Been So Fun

The core experience to King Arthur follows the legendary king as he tries to…
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This is How Not to Do a PC Port

Take a dash of Geometry Wars, throw in some zombie movie references, and a…
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Spike Strip

Here's the deal: your enjoyment of this straight-up, bare bones port of the Dreamcast's…
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Same Game

Making its console debut about 15 years ago on the original Playstation, a Worms…
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Nostalgia

When Sega first announced that classic Dreamcast titles would be hitting XBLA and PSN…
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Something Different

By now, everyone has probably played, or at the very least, heard about the…
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It?s Still Worms

If there was a periodic table for computer gaming, Worms would be one of…
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Less Than Singular, But More Than Solid

Singularity is a game I hadn’t heard too much about before it’s release.  I…
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Stereotyping Waggle Controls

Failing to create a unique identity, Hoopworld is placed in an awkward middle ground…
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Unmade Men

Mafia II tries really hard to be a 1940s Grand Theft Auto.  End of…
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Big Guns, Low Pressure

Depending on your opinions about older video games, the abundance of arcade anthologies currently…
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Better To Live in Dog Days than as Dead Men

A few years ago, broken-nosed Kane and psycho Lynch made their debut as Dead…
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Y(e)s!

What’s that, Lassie? A fictional world is facing distressing political and economical problems? Quick,…
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Top Gun Crash Lands

It's funny when a game gives you a great quote to start a review…
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Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (XBLA) Review

Shining New Light on a Fading Franchise Since Tomb Raider’s introduction to the world…
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MMO Grinding in a FPS Setting

Blacklight: Tango Down was released to capitalize on the multiplayer mayhem that has gathered…
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It?s Almost Too Easy to Say the Game Wipes Out

When you just look at Wipeout: The Game, a Wii party game based on…
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Super Kart Racing

Everything about Blur, from the gameplay to the marketing campaign, screams hardcore Super Mario…
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Pleasing Fans and Third Person Shooter Lovers

Borrowing the best gameplay elements from most well received games of the last few…
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Don?t Kill, Unless You Want To

The design document to Sniper must be one of the most well designed, most…
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Like Going to High School Again, but in Japan

Persona is the story of an average Japanese transfer student, and the pains that…
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This is the Weakest Link

The Sam and Max series are detective games.  This simplification is kind of like…
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Monkey Madness: Escape Playing the DS Cartridge

There is nothing inherently wrong with making video games about monkeys. Though they aren’t…
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Brings Your Friends; It’s On

For the first time in Castlevania history, the focus of the game revolves entirely…
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So Nier…Yet So Far

I, personally, came into Nier with high expectations.  The trailers were absolutely epic, and…
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One Shot, Center Mass

ARMA 2 is designed to give the player the most realistic military experience that…
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More of an Antique then an Artifact

Right off the bat, Mahjongg Artifacts strikes me as a bit of a rip…
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Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Knight vs. Viking vs. Etc.

Watching The Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV is actually a guilty pleasure of mine. …
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Limbo (XBLA) Review

A Breath Taking And Unforgettable Symphony of Gameplay And Atmosphere As technology has grown,…
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Party Hardy

When I see a game with "party" in its title jogging down my line…
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Party like it’s 1984

Tetris is back and ready to throw a party for you and four of…
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If the N64 Used a Wii Remote

During the prime days of the N64, the console saw many original fighting games…
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Sammunmak is Awesome!

Sam & Max is a long running adventure game series based around a talking…
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Don?t Say Average like it is a Bad Thing

Sometimes I feel I am the only person around that remembers the days when…
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A Decent Consolation Prize

When I looked at the instruction book for Family Gameshow and saw, in large…
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Big Game. Small System.

Despite being on a portable system, Peace Walker is probably the biggest Metal Gear…
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Doom II (Xbox 360)

An endless horde of Hellish demons are attacking Earth, and you are the only…
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Soccer Ball Spin

Make no illusions about it, Soccer Sudoku 2010 is a Sudoku game with just…
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Are You A Wake?

As the first game to come out of Remedy since Max Payne 2, Alan…