Reviews

Want hands on info about everything gaming? We test them all and give you what it feels like, where it is bad and what’s amazing about everything gaming.

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Monkey Madness: Escape Playing the DS Cartridge

There is nothing inherently wrong with making video games about monkeys. Though they aren’t…
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Brings Your Friends; It’s On

For the first time in Castlevania history, the focus of the game revolves entirely…
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So Nier…Yet So Far

I, personally, came into Nier with high expectations.  The trailers were absolutely epic, and…
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One Shot, Center Mass

ARMA 2 is designed to give the player the most realistic military experience that…
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More of an Antique then an Artifact

Right off the bat, Mahjongg Artifacts strikes me as a bit of a rip…
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Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Knight vs. Viking vs. Etc.

Watching The Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV is actually a guilty pleasure of mine. …
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Limbo (XBLA) Review

A Breath Taking And Unforgettable Symphony of Gameplay And Atmosphere As technology has grown,…
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Party Hardy

When I see a game with "party" in its title jogging down my line…
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Party like it’s 1984

Tetris is back and ready to throw a party for you and four of…
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If the N64 Used a Wii Remote

During the prime days of the N64, the console saw many original fighting games…
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Sammunmak is Awesome!

Sam & Max is a long running adventure game series based around a talking…
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Don?t Say Average like it is a Bad Thing

Sometimes I feel I am the only person around that remembers the days when…
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A Decent Consolation Prize

When I looked at the instruction book for Family Gameshow and saw, in large…
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Big Game. Small System.

Despite being on a portable system, Peace Walker is probably the biggest Metal Gear…
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Doom II (Xbox 360)

An endless horde of Hellish demons are attacking Earth, and you are the only…
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Soccer Ball Spin

Make no illusions about it, Soccer Sudoku 2010 is a Sudoku game with just…
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Are You A Wake?

As the first game to come out of Remedy since Max Payne 2, Alan…
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Suicide Mission

With a decent amount of hype behind it, Alpha Protocol seemed like it had…
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Worst. Community. Ever.

At some point in the future every review about a DotA type game won’t…
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Hardware Malfunction

Armored Core is a long running series with countless titles, many of them allowing…
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I?m a Cowboy, On a Regular Horse I Ride

Ah, the Wild West.  A period of time that has been beaten to death…
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New Old Sckewl

If you grew up in the NES era, then it is not hard to…
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The Sexo Rejecto Curse is the Worst

The first episode of this season of Sam & Max should be viewed as…
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Taking Turns

Way back when, I created an internet handle entitled SpudlyFF8Fan.  Obviously, I was a…
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A Relaxing ATV Racer For the DS

The back of ATV Quad Kings for the Nintendo DS says that it “immerses…
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Better Than Cleaning Poop

Zhu Zhu Pets DS does well at mimicking how kids can interact with the…
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This is Madness!

Military Madness: Nectaris aims to revive its classic predecessor, which was released on the…
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Blast Opossuming

Over the last several months, Konami has been revitalizing old gaming franchises with rebirths,…
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Seriously Stop with the Serious Jokes

Serious Sam is a wise cracking hero that has the uncanny ability to make…
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Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity

When hearing the phrase “Puzzle Game”, gamers make the immediate association with games such…
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Hyper Balls

If there is one game genre that has stood the test of time and…
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Even a God Can Bleed

If this isn’t your first exposure to the God of War series, then I…
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How the Mighty have Fallen

Back in the early 90s, when SNK and its Neo Geo started making its…
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Proof of Concept

After a rather long stretch since the last episode of Sam & Max, Telltale…
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Rushing Uphill

Uphill Rush 2 throws all the excitement of the web-based game to the iPhone. …
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Fine, Lets Only Do What You Want to Do

iParadise is the first non-Japanese Dating sim that I am aware of, and that…
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Sol Surivor

Sol Survivor is the newest addition to the of tower defense genre.  Recently the…
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This Game Excels At Powering On And Off!

Sometimes, if people are being overdramatic, they say that no words can describe how…
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Just Dance – No, Really, That?s It

This is probably a bad way to start a review that contains any amount…
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Shines Bright

The Red Star is one of those games that most serious video game players…