Reviews

Want hands on info about everything gaming? We test them all and give you what it feels like, where it is bad and what’s amazing about everything gaming.

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Off To Never, Never Land

Based off a Japanese trading card game called Cardinal Arc, Neverland Card Battles is…
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Out Of Control

Definitely living up to its name, Baja: Edge of Control can provide an exciting…
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It hasn?t been 1995 in over 10 years

Sinking Island places the player into the role of Jack Norm, and investigator sent…
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A Ski Artist With A Bezier Curve

What started out as a free Flash game has just been given the console…
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Best RPG on the 360

Tales of Vesperia is the newest addition to the Tales series.  As an action…
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Ninja Ninja!

Congratulations, Naruto.  D3.  You’ve broken the mold on license games.  Naruto games have just…
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There Is No Place Like Home

The Silent Hill series has seen some rough times over the past few years.…
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Digital Plumber

Until I played Pipe Mania, I never realized how much of a slacker Mario…
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Connecting Movie With Game

I went into The Bourne Conspiracy, admittedly not expecting much, and came away pleasantly…
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Midnight Pool (WiiWare) Review

Gameloft, mostly known for creating cell phone/mobile games, has recently made the jump to…
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Do Not Play This Game

Atrocious.  Awful.  Appalling.  Inexcusable.  Terrible.  Horrendous.  Dreadful.  Abysmal.  Get the point? Vampire Rain is…
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Who Wants To Be TV Show King?

TV Show King is a quiz based game, testing the general knowledge and fastest…
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Single Player Pong ? Club Hopping Style

Gameloft’s Block Breaker Deluxe is basically a Breakout clone with some special wiimote controls…
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Connect The Dots

What can be considered a puzzle game, Red Bull BC One is a break…
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For the Hardcore RPG Fan

Late in the lifespan of the GBA, Altus released Yggdra Union to unsuspecting handhelders. …
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Small Gun, Big Holster

Did you love Link’s Crossbow Training?  A Fan of Namco Guncon titles?  Still playing…
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Double D is for Disappointing and Disaster

I, like probably most of America, have very fond memories of playing the game…
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Needs more Coach Z

Strong Bad dresses like a Mexican luchador and answers fan’s emails.  This may seem…
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Spiking the Punch

So you’re on the Price is Right and the item you are to bid…
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A Good Game Away from Being Great

Very few games actually meet the “great” mark.  In this reviewer’s opinion, for a…
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We?re Sorry, But Our Princess? Are In Another Castle

I’m a huge advocate of old-school gaming; so much so, that I still even…
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Winner = No One

Ever since Super Dodgeball appeared on NES about twenty years ago, numerous knock-offs and…
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Let?s not look a gifted horse in the mouth

Sam is a bipedal dog that wears a cheap suit, but no shoes.  Max…
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Mr. Slime (DS) Review

What starts off as a good first impression quickly turns into a bland and…
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Don’t Cook It For Too Long

Unlike a buffet, where the goal is to stuff yourself until you want to…
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A Better Compilation Disc

While not on the level of a gaming company like Sega or Capcom, SNK…
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Guitar Hero 3.5

Guitar Hero has become a phenomenon.  Even though the series has only been available…
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Transcending History and Modesty

Let’s get this out of the way: Yes, Ivy’s outfit is gratuitous. Yes, the…
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The Longest-Lasting Console: Summarized

The Neo-Geo.  The second longest-supported console, ever.  From 1990 to 2004, SNK churned out…
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Ninjas with Rocket Launchers. What Could Go Wrong?

I wanted to love Ninja Gaiden II, and for a while I did. The…
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Classic Shooter. New Coat Of Paint.

Mediocre.  That’s the description of Novastrike in one word.  Everything it does, at every…
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Gurumin: A Monstrous Adventure PSP Review

If Link Was An Orange Haired Preteen Girl Back in the early months of…
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We Spelled The Right Way

So, you ran out and bought Wii Fit at release, and while plunking down…
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Surprising Amount of Game in Here

Tradewinds 2 is a follow-up to the original strategy game about trading goods and…
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Schizoid (XBLA) Review

Co-op Action What happens when you mix gameplay structure of Geometry Wars, with the…
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Defining Slow Burns

Chaos Wars is a love letter to fans.  Take all of the main characters…
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Nothing Lost in Translation

Again, I play a Naruto game and again, I’m impressed with how well these…
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Run And Gun

Do you like fighting AI Bots that move in inhuman ways?  Or do you…
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Tried But True

Not trying to reinvent the wheel, Summon Night: Twin Age uses tried and true…
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::Insert Joke About Thinking Inside Box Here::

Game of the year for 2007. No contest. Screw you, Halo 3. Screw you,…