What do you do?
> Greet him back
> Ask him about Finland's secret attack plans against Russia
> Give him some cookies
You decide to greet the Finn.
The Finn introduces himself.
"Hello! I am Eetu (Known online as Concerned Hobbit) and I come from the icy land of Finland! I am interested in computer gaming, programming and web development. I also read manga & Marvel comics, watch anime and read books."
> You're weird. Get out.
> So, what are your favourite games?
> Give him some drugged cookies
You ask him about his favourite games.
"I play Civilization V, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends and some other, smaller indie games."
> Well... Welcome, I guess?
> You still need to get out.
> I don't want to be seen around you.
You tell him you don't want to be seen around him.
"You don't need to tolerate me, just please don't insult me."
> Oh well. Welcome aboard!
> I still have the cookies
> Did you say Civ V?
You welcome him aboard.
"Why, thank you! I'm looking forward to being a part of this community."
(I am a PC gamer, by the way. In case you didn't catch that from the games)
I am excited to be a part of your forums and I will try to be as polite as possible. If I do something inappropriate or something that is not appreciated on these forums, please tell me. Thanks!
> Greet him back
> Ask him about Finland's secret attack plans against Russia
> Give him some cookies
You decide to greet the Finn.
The Finn introduces himself.
"Hello! I am Eetu (Known online as Concerned Hobbit) and I come from the icy land of Finland! I am interested in computer gaming, programming and web development. I also read manga & Marvel comics, watch anime and read books."
> You're weird. Get out.
> So, what are your favourite games?
> Give him some drugged cookies
You ask him about his favourite games.
"I play Civilization V, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, League of Legends and some other, smaller indie games."
> Well... Welcome, I guess?
> You still need to get out.
> I don't want to be seen around you.
You tell him you don't want to be seen around him.
"You don't need to tolerate me, just please don't insult me."
> Oh well. Welcome aboard!
> I still have the cookies
> Did you say Civ V?
You welcome him aboard.
"Why, thank you! I'm looking forward to being a part of this community."
(I am a PC gamer, by the way. In case you didn't catch that from the games)
I am excited to be a part of your forums and I will try to be as polite as possible. If I do something inappropriate or something that is not appreciated on these forums, please tell me. Thanks!