boring???? lets play

hermit crab. i used to have hermit crabs as pets when i was a kid and i actually wrote two short stories about the fictional adventure of my pet crab. while this was in 4th grade, i'm still proud to say that in the state of florida, i tied for first place with myself for those submissions. make fun of me if you insist.

davey crocket, johnny appleseed, or paul bunyon.
 
stream of consciousness. i was a camp counselor one summer and they had chocolate pudding wrestling. some of the campers jumped in and the putrid, sour smell of old pudding in their tennis shoes never quite left my memory. it is horrid. i would not want to be involved in any kind of outdoor pudding activities ever again. well, unless i could shower instantly.
but ya, stream of consciousness is obviously where i'm headed since i cant stay on one subject for more than a few seconds. (i need not make a horse's head reference, do i?)

if you had a vehicle that could do morph into TWO of the following, which two would you have? Submarine, Car, Plane.
 
Car and Plane - I told you I like flying
subs are claustraphobic

Mickey Mantle or Mickey Mouse?
 
Tomato, perfect with grilled cheese
Although Panera's baked potato also rocks

King Kong or Ping Pong?
 
clown in the car is scarier - did you ever see that episode of Batman where a guy curses out another driver only to discover it's the Joker? That was so freaky

Scarier villain: Joker or Scarecrow?
 
rain - it falls faster so the trip would be more fun

who's more badass: Doc Ock or Lex Luthor?
 
Gambit - once again it's all about the accent

who plays Lex Luthor better:
Gene Hackman in the movies, Michael Rosenbaum on Smallville, or Clancy Brown in the cartoons?
 
Samus - cause I really don't want to deal with external genitalia

embezzlement or armed robbery?