boring???? lets play

it depends on the glass frankly, mostly I prefer tall unless dunking Oreos

pepperoni or sausage?
 
meatball sub, although I have yet to try the new chicken parm - that might be better

plain salsa or salsa con queso?
 
softcore. you're more likely to get a girl to watch it with you i think. well, medium core i guess...the best of both worlds. dont need any crazy shit or she'll maybe get turned off. plus...softcore/mediumcore is nice cause it kept us up as teenagers, watching through a two hour movie about some dumb girl who was trying to have an affair with some dude, just hoping and waiting for that 2 minute clip where we'd get to see tits and ass.

tits or ass
 
good god, neither...

what exactly qualifies "medium" porn...

Ass---

Dentist office or DMV...
 
Dentist Office - I had a traumatic expereince in a DMV so I avoid it at all costs

would you rather marry a doctor or a dentist?
 
whoever's hotter. just kidding, a dentist i guess. except they are like one of the highest suicide rates i think. but, at least she'd be home more often. and i'd make sure didnt kill herself. a doctor would seem handy, but if she was successful, i'd never see her. and i bet dentists make good cash

banker or bank robber