boring???? lets play

South - farm boys versus weakling city dwellers? No contest.

Godzilla or Mecha-Godzilla or Space Godzilla?
 
Orange Juice - Sunny D is very very nasty

And Space Godzilla was created by aliens to destroy the earth, normal Godzilla kicked his ass

Original Godzilla, Godzilla 1985, or the American Godzilla remake?
 
The one that was a radioactive mutant lizard (not sure which one he was). He made a political statement as well as battling King Kong.

Who is the more villainous: the Joker (the true homicidal one from the comics) or Sabretooth (again, the true psycho arch-enemy of Wolverine)?
 
Joker, of course, not contest. He's smarter and therefor much more dangerous.

Weirder villain: The Clock King or The Condiment King?
 
The condiment king. no reasons... just weird.
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Lose a finger or lose your big toe?
 
Depends on the finger. Little finger on my left hand? Sure. (even though it would look like I left the Yakuza). Otherwise I'll just have to walk with a limp.

Left with only a knife, would you prefer to be stranded in the middle of an African Jungle or in a Central American one?