Hey guys!

It isn't that hard for me. I know my strengths and weaknesses. Spelling is one of my weaknesses. I blame it on the English language for being fickle and lacking rules.
 
I'm really only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. You see with mostly dead, I'm slightly alive. But all dead...well, there's only one thing you can do with all dead.
 
so who is this miracle max? Wijg is there someone new in your life your not telling us about. With a name like miracle max, I bet this guy's a pornstar. Well congrats wijg, I hope you and your pornstar friend are very happy together.
 
Wow kurruption. I can't believe you didn't know that. See what happens when you fill your head full of Family Guy. There's no room for other stuff. Tsk.
 
of course I know who miracle max is, let's see, it's not the giant, hmmmmmm, it's not Cary Elwes, I'll have to go with that annoying runt Billy Chrystal, am I right what did I win. Is it one of Miracle Max's new dvd's?
 
Nope. You win a blow to the head with a mallet!

You can quit now and go home with that or you can move onto the next round and try for the kick in the shins.
 
Not really. I'm sure the 500th post will be about something weird and horrifying. That seems to be everyone's strngth around here. Or about something inane and pointless. We're good at that too.
 
well, whoever posts next carries a lot of responsibility. i hope they know what they are doing and do something really amazing. i know it wont' be me, and i hope to god it won't be you. we need to sit this one out and not interfere with nature. it better be good... and if it is demi saying "i got nothing" i will cry my eyes out.
 
Ahem...since this is this thread's 500th post and my 1,000 post this needs to be something profound and hopefully spelled correctly. (There were a lot of this-es in that sentence, wow) Oh man I'm nervous. I suppose I could go on and on for a while and write something convoluted and complex like BC. Or I could be like kurruption and go on at length about things that annoy me and rant for a while about dark mermaids, but I think this occasion calls for something else. I could quote some popular TV show or movie like wijg or say *something profound* like GT but that seems trite at this auspicious moment. I could spew a whole bunch of smilies and jibberish like demi but a lot of the smilies are broken. I could sit back and pop some Junior Mints with Maverick or chat about gambling like Andre3K - but that would be too easy. Just as it would be too easy for me to bash Stan like Beth does. Or talk at length about fish like Chewie. Falling back on my male bashing and threats of violence would spoil the moment as well. So here goes.

Over the past few months I have made a lot of friends in these forums and although you often conjure images of some truly disgusting stuff, I wouldn't have it any other way. I look forward to 1,000 more posts. I love you all - excpet BC and his cat of course.