Hey guys!

Numerous times, everytime I hook up with someone I get the same thing "what really attracted me to you is that you always make me laugh" see being retarded can be a gift as well
 
Well a sense of humor is always important. How else do you explain ugly comidians with hot wives?
 
I explain it with the big bulge in their wallet, it really doesn't matter how funny you are, No good looking female is going to find Bobcat Goldwhatever attractive, or Gilbert Godfried.
 
hell no, I think it's easier to get a female with dollars than it is with, charm, damn, wijg, don't worry about anything else just invest in some lottery tickets.
 
If wijg really wants some action he needs to hit on older desperate women. They're experienced and grateful.
 
yeah, but being a desperate man, with a desperate women doesn't really work, one of them has to be cool and mellow or no one is going to do the first move, it's like putting two horny bunnies together, they both are going to try to screw the other one and in the end, both end up tired and eating carrots
 
The last time I went back to the convent they told me they have a webcam set up and a website. I forget the exact url but I think it's like dirtynuns.com or something.
 
he must of been wasted all the time

P-"Hey Lois"
L-"What"
P-"I'm packing for the Kisstock concert and I can't find my favorite underwear"
L-"You mean the pair with the rip in the right buttcheek from when you stepped on them pulling them up in that airplane bathroom from when you had the trots?"
(to be continued by wijg, or whoever beats him to it)
 
P-No, no the pair with the hole in the left butt check from when I held it in for two hours cuz it was an extra long Palm Sunday church sermon and I thought that blowing gas would offend Jesus so I let it go in the vestabule after mass and it sounded like Louis Armstrong.
L-Oh! Bottom drawer.

I will admit, I did not know this one by heart. I had to search for it.

I am shamed.

Also, I don't know where to take the thread from here. We seem to have backed ourselves into a corner.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
 
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