Hey guys!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there Basil. There can always be a need of hookers.

Facetiousness aside. Congrats man. That is extremely exciting. I hope the ceremony is a grand success.
 
We'll need a link to your wedding pictures as soon as you can tear yourself away from your bride. Which will probably be sometime in April.
 
I give them 3 months! kidding KIdding KIDDING!!! so ummm, yeah! Arrested Development on G4, smartest thing since Dominican Republican Hookers! STEVE HOLT!
 
Did basil ever get that trapeze hung? After waiting for so long, you know he's going buck-wild! But was it really a good idea to head for the Dominican Republic during hurricane season?
 
I answer any call made by my kurruption. Even that one time, when he called me Meg. What can I say? He had me at dicks fu...well I probably shouldn't write the rest of that quote.

Anyway, the other day I heard a song on the radio that I believe perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Katie and kurruption. The band is the Plain White Ts. The chorus of the song is in part as follows:

Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like you.
 
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and that my friends is the truth! or as one just said, "It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her alive!" or something to that nature I don't remember correctly!
 
The feeling is more than mutual, kurruption. I'm now going to have that song stuck in my head for a month.
 
song stuck in your head huh, well what can I say I hope it distracts you long enough to run over you with a greyhound bus! not killing you of course, just leaving you in a vegatative state to where I can go over and bitch slap you anytime I want! hell if I pay a dollar to do that I just might pay your medical bills!
 
well maybe the song stuck in the head thing won't work, but I bet having you walk by department store with a huge sign that says SALE might work! if not, well whatever, not all dreams come true, damn you for crushing my dreams!
 
There's nothing quite as satisfying as the sound of crushing kurruption's dreams under my boot heel. It's music to my ears.

Do you have any other aspirations I can destroy?
 
When I was a little kid I wanted to be stripper and call my self either Malcolm Sex or Dirty D, so I can say, "Im Dirty D Dammit" *God Bless U Pootie Tang* but when I tried out the club owner said I'd cause such a commotion that the fire marshals wouldn't allow it, damn! why oh why do I have to be so sexy!
 
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