Kurruptions Rants

[GhostToast]

circumcism

 

[kwilson]

Yes and you wail your heads off. Besides it happend when you're a newborn, do you remember what it feels like?

 

[GhostToast]

no that's cause we're so tough

 

[Dark Wijg]

The males on this planet are pathetic.. I could lift IKEA furniture all day or simply shoot it with my phazon cannon.

 

[wijg]

Hey who kicked your fomer ass on Talon IV and your new ass on Aether? Nice signature though. It is evil.

 

[Dark Wijg]

Thank you. Yours is adequate as well, for a human.

 

[kurruption]

hey dark wijg, were did you get those shiny bulbs on your shoulders???

 

[Dark Wijg]

I believe they are radiating with phazonic energy. Pretty nifty, eh?

 

[wijg]

Actually Bro, I've been telling you to see a doctor about those for the longest time. But you never listen. You're still young and invicible. That's why you smoke, drink, and bang all the chicks without any thought. You try and impress everyone with the particle effect. Well, one day you're not going to be able to reassemble yourself after the particle thing. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[kurruption]

Oh no, I knew a guy who bought a car of a paper and ten years later, bam, herpes

 

[GhostToast]

what in the hell are you talking about kurruption? :kyle:

 

[kurruption]

what else, family guy, oh what, yeah, it's my package, god gave it to me, I signed for it.

 

[wijg]

Ummmm, yeah so I went to the doctor the other day, and I found out I was retarded. Soooooo, you might want to go get yourself tested.

 

[kurruption]

wait I got to give myself a breast exam, oh, oh no a lump, a lump, oh wait, cheetoh

 

[wijg]

And now to remove the protective Mr. Potato Head mask.

 

[kurruption]

Now I know what type of dog he is, he's a chihuahua, no wait, he's a melancholy........I don't have to F*****g impress you

 

[wijg]

Speaking of which, new Family Guy this weekend. And the movie should be coming out soon.

WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

 

[Ronan]

"We're not terrible people Lois...Horses are terrible people"

 

[kurruption]

stewie griffen the untold story, make sure and buy it everybody, lets make Seth Macfarlane rich.

Lets drink until we can't feel feelings anymore

 

[wijg]

Can we talk about something else besides you Diane?