Kurruptions Rants

Everyone knows the highlight of Swordfish is Hugh Jackman in nothing but a towel. That is the only redeeming feature of that movie.
 
i thought hugh jackman was awesome when he played wolverine. then i accidentally received for myself a copy of van helsing through netflix (yes it truly wasnt on my list, i'm not kidding) and it sucked hard ass. and his performance in swordfish was pretty lame too. but then again...how can anyone look good if they are told to crack their knuckles and act as though they are staying up all night hacking in front of a movie file that shows little cubes floating around? hacking montages are the WORST montages ever, in my opinion.

what are some other bad montages? well that sounds like a good direction to turn this topic =)
 
what the hell happened to this place, I leave for a day and the whole place.....I don't know evolves or something, now posting has become a chore, I have taken about five minutes doing this and I still don't know what button to click, and what the hell happened to my avatar, to whoever decided to change this "If you were a woman, I'd slug you"
 
one more thing, if you click on the forums button when you login and you go to the redesigned forums, you then click the forums button and it takes you to the forums before the redesign. FREAKY!
 
Well, it looks like Sally's going to have another black eye to explain to the neighbors. Come on, I'm buying.

Yeah, the forums are...different. I work here and I wasn't prepared for this. The new style looks a little more aggressive. Like the forums are saying YOU BETTER POST DAMMIT. Like the forums are Ollie Williams. Also, I can't figure out how to add my avatar back. Pretty weird.

I love montages now. To all those who have seen Team America, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen Team America, before you do, you need to ask yourself one question: am I offended by anything? If you are, don't watch that movie. If you aren't, the songs are brilliant. It has been a while since I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw that movie.
 
don't worry, I was told these forums are retard proof, that's why I'm still around *Damn, out of paintchips*

America, F#######^^^^KK Yeah, It is way better to see on dvd since it's uncut, you haven't seen everything until you see two puppets poop and pee on each other, excuse me while I refill my pimp cup with antifreeze

Anyways who's sallie, I figured out who Katie was, but it took the entire usage of my manly brain, are we all on a first name basis, if we are I'm going to need a list, or better yet a word search puzzle!!!
 
Sorry kurruption. It was an attempt at a Family Guy quote, but I probably botched it. Please accept my humblest apologies.
 
yes demi you are lost, you should get a gps device on your walker, Hah, I'm funny, yeah I'm funny,lol, wijg you probably got that qoute right I just don't seem to remember that one, shocking ain't it
 
These new forums frighten and confuse me. I miss the old way. I have never been a fan of change.

By the way, Demi, I'm Katie. I write the Button Masher Column.

Shameless Self Promotion Alert! I've only writtne three so far (but #4 is on the way soon) and you can find them in the articles section.
 
and :eek: :eek:

administrator (STAN you bastard) has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds

but i'm a speed poster :eek:


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