Kurruptions Rants

and on that note on to a new rant.

I think I'm getting too old for this. Every week, hell damn near everyday I would post on these forums and awww people with my incredible intelligence/wierdness but now it seems I have met my match. At first the only person that could even come close to my intelligence/wierdness was mygamer alumni Saintbastard, but now time has passed, he's no longer with mygamer, and still I rule supreme. Crystalus came along, a worthy foe, but still she's gone and still I rule. Then Ghost Toast came along, hmmm while at first I felt no challenge from him, I eventually came to the realization that he is a freaking genius, hell, that bastard went as far as to steal my crown as the most posts, something I've held for over a year *Damn Petz* a crown I might add that I took from demi back in the old mygamer days. Now Ace is back, and let me tell you, GT is good but Ace, wow, even I have been dumbfounded as of late. Although I do feel that maybe just maybe I've overstayed my welcome here at mygamer *that explains why I still don't recieve any of the death jr stuff* but still, what would mygamer be without kurruption, would it be a forum of actual videogame conversations, hmmmm theres thousands of that, we don't need another one of those. Would it be a place of normal peaceful conversations, who wants that? I really can't imagine a mygamer without me, to be honest, I can't imagine a world without me. Maybe I'm full of shit, or just conceited, but no matter what you think, you were interested and went ahead and read this long ass rant, so it goes to show, if not for me, you would of probably been googling for some hentai *Katie, you sick bastard* or felt lonely *wouldn't you my big brave boy* or spammed for some petz dollars *GT you damn genius* maybe I have overstayed my welcome, but what the hell are you gonna do huh *I thought this was america!* are you gonna ban me, go ahead, are you gonna put me on your ignore list, hell half the posts on here are mine, so you should just open your arms and accept me and you should thank god every day, for that little piece of kurruption you get every day.
 
He is full of anger. If he doesn't vent some of it by posting long winded rants he would probably explode. Which would be pretty cool. Messy, but cool.
 
*closes the window of hentai he was looking at*

*cough*

Yeah, my big brave boy, what's hentai?

Anyway, I'm glad you're here. I need someone to catch all of my quotes. And it is true:

I thought this was America. Isn't this America?
 
holy cheap shit, The FCC is going to have their hands full this week, South Park this week was the most gay bashing I've seen since Cheneys daughter came out of the closet *That egg has two daddies, two daddies* and of course *Come on everybody, we're going to have us a good old fashioned fag drag" Family guy practically shit on the FCC *So does this side boob turn you on, it shouldn't, cause it's my sideboob*, while this isn't really a rant, it's more of some random comments *I really don't have anything to rant about, *I just laughed my ass off watching these two* I just felt I needed to say something, so yeah, wijg, how's that book coming along
 
Did you guys watch the Simpson's Halloween special? I thought it was pretty good although they could have done better with some of the endings.
 
spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fcc is the group that censors television, radio and all that other stuff, one of the smarter members will probably enlighten us on it
 
Yeah, that South Park and FG were pretty damn funny.

Who is that woman? I don't know but she is PISSED.

I think everyone should wear devices that turn farts into Steven Wright jokes.

The FCC is pretty rediculous. That one part in FG were the FCC were meeting and they said they got 25 complaints. But as we all know each complaint represents a BILLION people. We just all need to lighten up in this country. Watch more South Park, FG, and Team America. What's the big deal about cursing and sex? Everyone who is here got here by sex except for the minority by artificial insemenation. So why are we afraid of sex?

I guess the argument could be about all the STDs. Well, let's support the medical community to find cures. Let's promote condom use. Let's find better ways of testing and detection. Hell promote looking at porn on the internet. You can't get STDs from that. But let's not freak out because some people saw Janet Jackson's nipple. I can GUARANTEE that no one got an STD from that.

I agree with FG: the FCC sucks.
 
wow, If I'm not mistaken a little bit of me is rubbing of on wijg *hey that rhymes* Because that looks like a rant to me, anyways true, I would never guess that Janet's breast would cause so much chaos while Britney and Madonna tonguing each other would be so popular, and hardly have any negative criticism.
 
You gotta love this country. Our puritanical roots are always at war with our cherished freedoms.