Kurruptions Rants

Damn, Katie really loves us, wow. Whats so fun with a middle school mentality? You worry about pimples, everyweek you feel fatter and fatter, and those damn kids keep pulling back your training bra strap and causing you severe back pain and mental anguish. No thank you, I'll stick to preschool, I'll eat my oatmeal cookies and drink kool aid, sleep on my little towel after lunch, and the only thing I have to worry about is making sure I'm the first one to get to the flintstones phone.
 
This place has become a total sausage fest.

Seriously, katie and ImagoX are the only females here. So what should we do? Should we panic? Should we not care and just sit on the couch stick our hands down our pants like Al Bundy?

I don't know what the answer is, but one thing we have done is keep on dropping the sexist remarks that drives the females away. Constantly many of our posters have dropped sexist remarks on kwilson, mainly about kitchen work, and other remarks. Spuds especially has found what he was put on this earth to do, to bash women for being women, and yet wonder why he can't get laid. I'm no angel, I do it too, but I get laid. I do it not because they are women, but because kwilson is my mortal enemy, and whenever we die, our personas are reincarnated only to find each other and do battle agian. I seriously wonder if our playful remarks *come on ladies thats all we are doing* are driving female members away to greater evils *Does cosmo online have a video games thread?*

Now don't think I'm preaching here, hell I'm not even saying we should stop, I say we increase the female bashing, that's right. Let's drive these women outta here. Their should not be a ladies only thread, what are they gonna talk about, Orlando Bloom and what level they have gotten to in the Sims, screw that. Games are a mans hobby, that's why the main character is Lara Croft and not Heath Ledger. So I say we do what our great grandparents woulda done and get a couple of pickup trucks and have us a good ol' fashioned women drag!!!

I'm just kidding ladies, you know I tolerate you.

Kisses
Kurruption
 
oh spuds, a wise man once said the truth hurts, hell lets have a vote, who thinks I'm right and who thinks I'm wrong? If majority decides I'm wrong I'll post a new rant praising spuds. If I'm right, spuds has to apologize to all the females he's offended.
 
Kurruption - for once I agree with you. Mostly because forcing Spuds to humble himself makes me happy.
 
I am a man. I don't ask for directions. I don't drink diet soda. I eat meat as often and as quickly as I can. I watch people on TV hoping they will somehow break out into a gunfight. I do NOT apologize!
 
Good luck with that whole "finding a woman" thing, Spuds. Just don't give her that speech before trying to woo fair maiden (by putting a little pill in her drink).
 
Yes, I would love to see Spuds hit the clubs and try to pick up women. Where the hell do you live so I can make that happen, Spuds?
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...This is not my Batman glass. But besides that, why have we suddenly shifted the focus to finding Spuds a chick? We need to stay the course, a thousand points of light people. We need to find ME a smoking hot chick first.


Please...
 
We don't have clubs here in Rhode Island. We have to build our houses out of sticks and mud! We hunt for our food and we suck on rotten fruits to get drunk!
 
You misunderstand, Alex. I don't want to help Spuds find a woman. I just want to laugh at his failed attempts to pick up women. You are still top priority.