Question of the Day

wrong thread wijg, ok favorite smiley, I could go on a rant about this, The banana sex smiley, oh lord how I miss that one banana being bent over and taking it from the other banana, sorta like ving rhames in pulp fiction, but for now I'll settle with :talktothe
 
Question of the Day:

If you had to marry someone from the MG forums, who would it be and why?

I'd marry Alex because I already have him trained to be submissive and run errands for me. No further husband training is required.
 
This question belongs in the "Things That Suck" topic. There's like one girl who posts here regularly. The jury's still out on if Demi is a real woman. I guess I'm a bachelor for life. :melodrama



PS
I totally forgot about the flamed smiley. That's my favorite no doubt about it.
 
Well perhaps marry is the wrong term. You can also have a commitment ceremony if one of the guys appeals to you more.
 
this is a dangerous question. i think i'd probably get along with katie pretty well...so. don't get the wrong idea though katie, i'm not secretly or unsecretly smitten. it's still safe. i guess katie would be the kind of friend where if both of us werent already involved with someone and we were both lonely, i could see us saying to eachother "hey, if we're still single in 30 years, we should get married". but since none of those things are true, it takes some speculation.
 
I wasn't trying to cause problems or awkwardness with this question. I asked mostly because I expected some funny responses to the reasons why portion. So don't be so serious about the response.
 
you're the one being weird! it's a serious question for someone who's already married =P

ok time for the funny part then - neither of us would cook anything but mac n cheese or frozen pizza. we'd be really unhealthy and play video games all the time and go poor cause we also hate all jobs ever created. and that would be funny cause then we'd turn into like that really poor, trashy couple who only spend their time playing games and scratching their butts. and they smell like dirt. ya you know who i'm talkin about
 
We have Diana on our forums Mav? Where are you hiding her?

And I think we all know who I would answer this question with...
 
Ah, if only same sex marriage were accepted, wijg and I would be the example of a perfect marriage, unfortanately in order to do that one of us is going to have a sex change operation. We're still deciding if we should decide it by flipping a coin, rock, paper, scissors, or 2 out of 3 in mario kart
 
Question of the Day:

What kind of servant would you like to have (you only get one)?

I'd get a maid. I hate cleaning.