So I've never played Smash Bros because the Wii wasn't really a thing at home. Now I'm in college and for whatever reason, it's the game soc's favourite thing ever. There's always about 8 people trying to get on it at a time, so there's not much time to sit down and actually just play to learn. I have a limited time to prove my worth; what are the bullet-points I need to know about controls, characters and everything else so I don't get smashed quite as bad next time I play?