Tell us a Joke

[BeatCoP]

I thought it would be fun to start a jokes thread. I'll start:

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in a divorce court.

"Mickey", booms the judge, "it says here that you want to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she has protruding teeth. I'm sorry, but that isn't a good enough reason"

A bemused Mikey turns to the judge and says "I never said she had protruding teeth. I said she was f*cking Goofy",

 

[edwincoops]

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Hank]

I don't know any good jokes seriously, so I'm going to pass on this one. I do enjoy reading other people's jokes but I can't really make any jokes.