Hey guys!

[kwilson]

kurruption, why are you helping wijg get girls? I thought you two were a couple.

 

[GhostToast]

By the way, do you even remember which thread that was in?

it was in my neverwinter nights ramble

 

[ActionHank]

This thread is still alive? Wtf...let this thread die already!!!111

 

[wijg]

Blasphemy. He's a witch. Burn him anyway.

 

[kwilson]

We still burn witches? I thought we just pointed at them and made fun of their goth clothing.

 

[GhostToast]

only if they float. what are some other things that float, wijg?

 

[wijg]

bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead...

 

[GhostToast]

and ducks

so if she floats, she's lighter than a duck, and is a witch!

 

[wijg]

Not sure if you were trying for the exact quote, but it is close, Ghost my friend.

"So logically..."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood."
"And therefore?"
(long pause)
"A WITCH"

 

[kurruption]

Didn't we use to stone witches as well, and burn them at the steak, I guess it is easier to drown them though, we might run out of sticks and stones.

And to answer katie, hey we swing, if we didn't I would of already bitch slapped him for being with you and ghost, but you know what, like a bad rash, he always comes back

 

[demigoddess]

sick sick sick :scared: :scared: :scared:

 

[wijg]

I can't help it. Kurruption knows how to say all the right things to me. Plus he has talents. Secret talents.

Peter: I didn't know anyone in this family had talent. Except for that one thing your mother does heh, heh, heh...
Chris: Play the piano?
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, no, she can...(serious) yes.

 

[kurruption]

I know what people like, what can I say, I'm gods gift to everything :huge:

 

[kwilson]

You're god's gift to amphibians?

 

[GhostToast]

ya. you should see what he can do with that q-tip of his :bouncy:

 

[kurruption]

what can I say, I know how to shop for q tips, it's a special brand normally found at your local walmart, Trust me, once you try these, sex will move down the list and these q tips will takeover

 

[kwilson]

Wow those must be some q-tips. Are they made of meth or something?

 

[GhostToast]

no it's where he puts them that matters. :silly: :smirk: :cheeky:

 

[kwilson]

I honestly have no response to that. I think you killed our super thread, Ghost. Leave it to you.

 

[kurruption]

Dammit ghost, this post has been our bread and butter since days past, I remember we all worked hard to get this post to 200, we cheered with joy when we arrived to our goal, then we reached 300, yeah nobody noticed, now I don't know what to do to keep this thing alive, thank you ghost, for screwing it up for everybody, bastard