Hey guys!

i could keep this thread going with my fingers broken

so anyway, today i had to pay like 5 bucks in tolls. and i ran one of them cause i was 10 cents short. i wonder if i'll get a ticket? it sucks cause it took a picture of my face. at least i was in the company vehicle ! bwahahhahaa... :cop:

i hate tolls. i hate tolls. i hate tolls.
 
but everyone knows teradactyls can't stand the sound of an electric guitar.

Oprah, I still scratch my head about, Geraldo Rivera, man even his mustache looks retarded
 
Random Fact of the Day:

Geraldo Rivera was once married to Kurt Vonnegut's daughter.

Remember: Knowing is half the battle!

Go Joe!
 
He worte Slaughterhouse 5, The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, and many more. Very famous author and one of my favorites.
 
He also had an imaginary second identity named Kilgore Trout, one of the books Trout is in/about is Timequake, where the universe starts contracting but then starts expanding again, so time goes back ten years and everyone replays everything that happened, and when time goes back to normal the world falls apart because everyone is so used to being on autopilot.
 
Someone actually wrote a Kilgore Trout novel with Vonnegut's permission. It is very, very messed up.
 
One day I shall read some of his works. One of my good friends was very fond of them. Sigh. Just too many good books out there.
 
When you get the chane I recommend starting with Welcome to the Monkey House. It's a collection of short stories so it's easy to start and stop. Plus, I've always liked his short stories more than his novels.
 
Well, I finished reading the Ender Quartet by Orson Scott Card. Pretty bizarre. It's kind of like The Matrix series in that the first book/movie sets up a particular story idea and then the remainder of the series seems to take a complete left turn and goes off in another direction. Books 2,3, and 4 deal with much heavier philosophical stuff. But I will always love the Ender character. He is a badass.
 
That's not pathetic, you just appreciate the aestetics of a comics layout over it's story. No shame in that. At least, that's what I tell myself.