Hey guys!

[kurruption]

I hear you, to a guy there is breakups and the ole "lets be friends" line, god If there is a sentence I never want to hear agian it's that one.

 

[kwilson]

I think "let's be friends" is preferable to "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you." That line sucks.

 

[kurruption]

true, but whenever I hear let's be friends I get even more frustrated because my thoughts become "Bitch, you know your not going to call me and niether am I" as opposed to the I love you line where you could just walk away and never see each other agian

 

[wijg]

Hmmmm, what are these "relationships" you all are talking about?

 

[GhostToast]

"i love you but i'm not in love with you" is like "its not you, it's me." they both suck. just be honest, it'll hurt less in the long run.

kurruption, i can't be with you anymore because your penis is simply too big. i'm sorry.

 

[kurruption]

See, that should be the proper way to break up with a guy, that way both parties leave with a smile

GT, I can't be with you because your penis looks way too ferocious

 

[kwilson]

I will keep that in mind the next time I need to break a guy's heart.

 

[kurruption]

you could of killed a guys mother and confessed to him, but as long as you compliment the penus in the end, he'll walk away with a smile, and all throughout the day he'll be thinking thoughts like "it sucks that mom was brutally murdered, but damn, am I hung or what"

 

[kwilson]

Well now I know how to ensure that I walk down the aisle to the music I want. Thanks!

 

[GhostToast]

yea. this is really quite a simple feat. it doesnt take much to make a guy happy. you really should constantly tell him he's the best sex you ever had and that his is the biggest penis you've ever seen. he'll believe you, and even if he suspects your lying, he will appreciate the effort.

 

[kwilson]

Ah the mystery of the male mind revealed.

 

[wijg]

Ok, now we have revealed our secrets. You and Beth need to cough it up. I need all the help I can get. Some of us aren't as suave as Ghost or kurruption. Ok, so I'm the only one.

 

[kwilson]

I'd love to help, but my mind has never functioned like a normal female's. I'm pretty sure you all knew that though.

 

[kurruption]

I don't know, katie, I think mr garrison said it best when he said "I'm sorry wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die" Something tells me your holding out on us, we shared our most sacred of secrets, now it's time you do the same

 

[kwilson]

Very well. This might not work on all women - but complimenting my looks makes me more inclined to agree to things. Sincere compliments of course, not over the top ones that are clearly untrue.

 

[kurruption]

true, but whats the proper way to approach that, because if you're not careful you can come up as really corny

 

[kwilson]

Don't go overboard with adjectives. One should be enough.

Like: "You have a sweet smile" or "You have striking eyes"

Try not to pick an adjective that has been overused.

 

[kurruption]

so going up to a girl and saying something like "Damn girl, you look like a can of Campbells soup, mmmmm mm mmm good" would be too overboard?

 

[kwilson]

Yes, that's just weird.

 

[kurruption]

funny thing is that usually works when I use it.