Kurruptions Rants

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA naked men are not baller. I was plannin on seeing that, but Naked men just mad it so I wont go see it. I'll grab it on DVD sometime next week.
 
"Naked men are not baller" there is so many freaking ways to interpret that! It brings a smile to my face! all in all, it's a small price to pay, for laughing your ass off.
 
Don't see Borat in a foreign country with a friend who can't take a joke. This guy loved the movie, but was terrified of what the Dutch would think of Americans, or what they'd think when they figured out that we were Americans. Really, they'd think "at least these guys aren't acting up," but this guy, man...

Oh, bears in ice cream trucks.
 
I just don't think I can watch Borat. I have never been a big fan of movies that use what I call Embarrassment Humor. For example, every Ben Stiller movie where he playes himself. There might be moments in Borat that are piss-your-pants funny, but I don't think I could stand the remaining parts.

Casino Royale was pretty good. And The Prestige rocked. I saw The Prestige 3 times in the first week it was out. In part because it was awesome, and in the other parts, because I saw it with friends separately. Christian Bale is a sexy, sexy man. Almost as sexy as kurruption.




Almost.
 
I'm sorry but the new Bond is way sexier than Christian Bale and Kurruption put together. Of course, I think Borat is sexier than Kurruption so this may not be the best comparison.
 
He is. But he and kurruption have a hetero love affair. It's hard to explain. They dance the dance of life together. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but they're happy and that is what's important.

Well wijg's happiness is important. kurruption could drop off the edge of a cliff for all I care.
 
Here's a challenge, try watching interview with a vampire and not feelinga all warm and tingly. as far as katie saying borat is sexier than kurruption, well we all know katie is a man hating lesbian so her opinion towards a mans look really doesn't matter, actually her opinion doesn't matter period. She's our meg. "It's malcolm in middle!" I'm not a boy! "Yes you are!"
 
I'm pretty sure I'm more like Lois. The only halfway reasaonale character who puts up with a variety of buffoons. And you kurruption, are like Chris - a total imbecile.
 
My god kurruption...Katie gave you a compliment. We better mark this day in history. As everyone obviously knows, Chris is second only to Peter as the coolest character on Family Guy.

And Darth, the Christian Bale being sexy thing is more of an inside joke from my work. Not that he isn't sexy. BATMAN. BORDEN. BADASS.
 
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I'd say he ties with Quagmire! and of course katie let one of her compliments slip, you know she's been after me like a hobo after a cardboard box! I shoot her down more times than Dick Cheney shoots down his friends, yet she is as stubborn as an old man waiting for matlock to come on.
 
I'll admit to being stubborn. I won't admit to any affection for you, kurruption. I actually don't like Chris. He irritates the hell out of me. Just like kurruption.
 
Denile is a river in egypt katie! True I know admitting it would bring about your demise! but it shall also bring you inner piece! and isn't that what really matters?
 
That wasn't what I was talking about. I meant inner PIECE, you just aren't dirty enough to get it, spuds got it, but it's the only thing he's ever GOTTEN!
 
True enough, kurruption. My mind isn't dirty enough to catch your not terribly clever puns. I'm rather fortunate in that regard. I have a feeling that if I better understood how you think, I'd go insane.
 
Or start dancing the dance of life. It is a complicated dance, but if it were easy, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
 
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