Kurruptions Rants

you're confused? shit when did I screw you, wait let me re-read that, hah, I get it, No at least I don't think I can possess pat, but it would make a lot of sense, and as far as I know I can't possess critical moments either.
 
I think Katie is purposefully inserting errors into her typing simply to see if kurruption catches them. So far he is batting 1.000.
 
Sadly, I am not that clever. These are just garden variety typos. I am often blinded by rage when replying to kurruption's idiocy and I don't catch them.
 
Katie please, how can you hate me? I'm very well educated, I bring the comedic twist that brightens everybodys day to these forums, and I try to make it a habit to post at least once a day. Above all I am so adorable, why would you hate me? You know what I think, it's not hate that burns in your heart, But the knowledge that I am what you can never have, the fire that burns in your heart is passion in it's purest form. Knowing all too well that you and I can never be makes you wish that you can hate me, but alas, you're only lying to yourself, and thus you push me as far away as you can, and thus, as I have this knowledge I do my best to stretch out a friendly hand, and as you think you're evil thoughts no matter what you do, you know that I'll always be their for you, as a friend........nah, you're just jealous of me, that's what burns inside of you, and if that's not it, it's probably gas.
 
I never said I hate you, just that you piss me off. And I assure you, it is not passion. You just happen to be one of many who annoy the hell out of me. But that's okay - I've yet to meet someone who doesn't.
 
I'm sorry that I annoy you, but I probably annoy everyone here, and you know what, that's all I'm here to do, and as for you, you must be the only person I've met with a really bad case of denial.
 
Denial, like Calvin, it is the state I live in. And yep, I think Katie hates everyone. It is difficult not to do SOMETHING that pisses her off. Like existing.
 
It's true. I am a grumpy person most of the time - I think it's a balance for the periods of time when I am whimsical and gleeful. I get very silly and bouncy then. The rest of the time I look upon people with disdain.

I love humanity. It's people I can't stand.
- Linus Van Pelt
 
Ahhhh, go get your blanket you big baby. And the only time you are bouncy is when you are on the damn trampoline. Hmmmm, girls on trampolines.