Hey guys!

Katie, you are katie right? process of elimination determined that, you don't mind if I call you katie, do you? A womans breath will not, I repeat not, deterr a male from getting close or allowing you to get close, What male wouldn't love to be by the side of a good looking female? Most of the time, "we need our privacy too" thus I sense their is something fishy with your boyfriend, and if it is the whole dorito breath thing I advise you to some day eat a whole bag of funions "mmmmmmm funions" and then get close to him, I bet after that he won't care about dorito breath as much.
 
You realize you are talking to someone who had to be convinced to try Oreos. I wanted nothing to do with them for many years.
 
Nice FG adaption there Kurruption. Hmmm, Katie, this recent development has led me to question the stability of your inner workings. Oreos are one of mankind's greatest accomplishments. Eventually they will bring entire galaxies into harmony, kind of like Wyld Stallions music.
 
So Kurruption, are you telling me that in order to meet chicks I should start eating more funions? Being the gameless wonder, I do need all the help I can get here.
 
NO!! No funions! That just drives them away even faster. I think you need to find the right group of girls and they will be all over you like ...um... barnacles on a ship (yes it's a lame analogy but it's the best I got right now). I think I know the group just for you. I'll introduce you to your local branch of S + M lovers. You'll fit in their nicely.
 
GhostToast said:
havent you ever had sex in somebody's nicely?
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WTF, funions were some advise for katie so her man wouldn't complain about the doritos, and Wijg I advise you to go hit on girls during mass on sundays, I can picture it now

Wijg-"so hey whats your name"
Female-"um, Katie"
Wijg-"that's a pretty name, so what are you reading?"
Female-"um, the bible"
Wijg-"the bible, I've read that, excuse me, Amen Father, so the bible huh, that's a great read, you know he comes back in the end."
 
This thread can't die.

Yeah, Kurruption, I tried the whole Bible thing. Who knew chicks would get pissed that I revealed spoilers?

And damn, you thought getting hit by Katie hurt. Getting hit by a bible and a belt really hurts.
 
Actually, it was an attempted play on the idea of the Bible belt. I guess I failed miserably. Damn me and my suckiness. I'll be in the corner slowly grinding my head into the wall until I iron out the wrinkles in my brain.
 
Ok, I'm working on my lightening spells for the mermaids. And I've been walking around killing imps to build up my strength. And I bought a Swedish-made Penis enlarger pump...

"I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."

By the way, do you even remember which thread that was in?
 
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