Kurruptions Rants

Why?
*Runs away before he can get slapped*

I just realized that being secret service and ruler of Cuba is pretty hard to do at one time. Ah well.
My first job as SS will be to kill Castro and his son, then fix the ballots so Jonas wins the election.
Then people will throw money at me...
 
You guys always get to have fun and cool jobs. I don't want to country or anything. I just wanna be part of a specail task force and do secret jobs for the gov. Like Leon from RE4. Or Jack from CTU.........................*yelling........Where's The Bomb*
 
Dammit, Silent! Come back here so I can hurt you!

(Normally I would never do Kurruption's bidding, but smacking people is fun!)
 
Well Stan gave me (or I stole, same thing) some slap repellant, so you cant slap me!

And Prince, we'll definitely need some Special Ops people to stop any assassination attempts on Jonas before they can even start. And Jonas, hurry up and turn 50 so we can coerce...I mean convince everyone to vote for you.
The plans coming together nicely guys.

Crap, repellants wearing off. *Runs away again*
 
You only have to be 35 to run for Pres and I'm only 5.5 years from that. That's plenty of time for infiltration, "coersion", and duty assignments. Prince, you've got the CIA. Although I do plan to combine all the various intelligence agencies into one and then officially militarize it (therefore bypassing Congress's ability to restrict their actions). Side note: the Naval Intelligence is the largest intelligence agency this country has. Kate, you can have your well-endowed cabana boys, Sweden is yours Kurruption, but also Switzerland. They may pretend to be neutral, but they hold most of the world's money. We'll also have a new government funded corporation..... Gaming. NASA is alright, but let's get our priorities straight. I'll also let the new CIA work on brainwashing some of the biggest drug dealers in our prisons. They'll become fiercely patriotic, and then I'll release them in the middle east with the overwhelming drive to spread the love of weed. Then I'll focus on China.
 
Sounds good to me.

Do you have any punch repellent, Silent? You're going to need some of that too.
 
F..ING A I got the CIA. Now I can go chase people and ask where is the Bomb. And shoot ppl. I'll be like Jack Bristow from Alais.
 
Prince, aspiring to the level of THE Jack Bristow is a worthy goal. No one is more hardcore than him. Even badguys are afraid of him. Kurruption, you're in charge of diplomatic events. In other words, throw some wicked parties when the foreign dignitaries drop by. Then get them high and seduce them. We'll blackmail them later.
 
Yes I inspire to be Jack Bristow. But first my skill must go through a change. here are the training levels and classes.
Level 1 Chris Redfeild
Level 2 Leon Kennedy (RE4)
Level 3 Jet Li Fist of Legend
Level 4 Jack Bauer 24
Level 5 Angel
Level 6 JACK BRISTOW

So what will my first job be.
 
Thats because Fist of Legend was a great movie, I do think that was his best movie he ever did, but Once Upon a Time in China was a great trilogy, but I love Fist of Legend too much. The fight with Vegeta was great, and when he used the Ali boxing style..................brb goota go pop that in
 
Where did the new guy coe from............anyway, it was Ok. As a film I loved it maybe some of his best work........................BETTER THAN HERO.....................................Plus it's his last martial arts movie. And no it does not mean he wont do another movie where he wont fight just not like Fist of Legend or Frarless, he'll be like Jackie Chan.. But Tony Ja is very promising in giving me hot kick ass flicks to see.
 
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